The DEEP Says a Man is Flashing People at Southford Falls State Park

I've never been to Southford Falls State Park but I hear it's beautiful, I now also hear that something disturbing is lurking on the trails. 

The Park actually spans 160 plus acres and spans both Oxford and Southbury, CT.

According to the News Times, a man has been exposing himself there to other park goers. He's described as short, dirty blonde hair and around 50-years-old.

I'm surprised everyday that I read a new story from somewhere around the country about public exposure and or diddle-age...that's right diddle-age.  Giving the old tug-a-rooney, romancing the stone, taking it down to Chinatown....you get the idea.

What is going on?  I mean you expect this behavior out of the State of Florida...that's where the whack jobs live but here in historic Connecticut?  The Constitution State?  The Nutmeg State?  Where you go to wear Sperry's and Cardigans?  Where you go to kayak and learn of the healing powers of such super foods as kale?  This is not very CT like....well maybe in Bridgeport but not in Oxford or Southbury!  I SAY NE!  NE I SAY!

Zip it up.  Close it down....lock the beast in the bell tower and wait for some privacy sir you are scaring the children.  THINK OF THE CHILDREN.