The Clown Thing Is Over – i95’s Moose Mascot Missed the Memo
Recently, Moose, the i95 mascot, emerged from semi-retirement. In anticipation of the i95 Howlin' Halloween party at 1st & 10 Sports Bar & Grill this Saturday night, Moose went out and got himself a trendy clown mask. He tried it out around the office, and, well, let's just say that we've had enough of clowns around here.
I think I crushed his dreams when I pointed out that the mask only covered his nose. I should have made him feel better by telling him that he looked like a Juggalo, but I just couldn't.
If you see Moose wandering along Federal Road, act scared. Yes, it's very strange to see an adult Moose wearing a creepy clown mask, but think of all the joy that Moose brings you regularly. Throw him a bone, or better yet, a carrot and a Milky Way.