Neither, rain, sleet, snow, hail -- you know the deal. So here, now, are the "Missed Headlines" you almost DID miss from the Ethan and Lou Miracle Network
Some people say, get a snow blower. I have one. It only works though if you are a mechanical engineer or a magician. There is some really involved trick that you have to do to keep it running and I have not mastered that.
Here is what we should do next time it rains because we are not panicking hard enough. We need to cover our families in bubble wrap and move them to the basement. We stay there for three weeks at least.