It's time to get rid of that dumpy old $3,000,000 home on the Connecticut coast. There's an island for sale, Skippy, and it's calling your name!

This private island is just what the doctor ordered. It's called Tavern Island and it's just off the coast of Norwalk, and includes 5 structures including a 6,000-square-foot English manor.

God only knows how you survived in that 3,800-square-foot dump in Greenwich. You will instantly become hated and the envy of all your friends, and best of all, this palatial property is on sale!

Originally listed at close to $11 million, the price has been slashed to a more affordable $8.7 million. Click on the video below and I will gladly give you the grand tour:

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