I'm being brutally honest when I say that some Trump haters will need a helpful list of suggestions to survive inauguration weekend.

If you're someone like my wife who makes a scrunchy face and occasionally utters expletives every time she sees, listens to, or reads about Trump, this handy list of Inauguration Survival Tips will come in handy.

  1. Do not talk to anyone who disagrees with your political views.
  2. Do not resort to violence or you will be jailed.
  3. Do not bite, kick, punch, spit, or shoot another person.
  4. Do not look or post on Facebook.
  5. Do not assume it's the end of the world and then act like it.
  6. Do not be a proponent for assassinating the new President.
  7. Do not assemble in large crowds of people you don't know.
  8. Definitely do not grab anyone by the P word.
  9. Do not say any word, in full, that most individuals reduce to a single letter.
  10. Do not Google Molotov Cocktail.
  11. Do not Google pipe bomb.
  12. Do not leave your baggage unattended.
  13. If you see something, say something.
  14. Stay indoors and smoke trees.

These Inauguration Survival Tips can also be implemented, as needed, over the next four years. You're welcome.

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