Some Reasons NOT To Lose Weight

Last week I was whining about how I've been a big fat fatty most of my life, and how I need to take responsibility and buck up in the exercise and healthier food department.

Since I wrote that "taking responsibility" blog while stuffing my face with kale, I've been rethinking. I've come up with some compelling reasons why you shouldn't lose weight!

Ready?!

REASON #1…."It's Very Expensive"…Healthier food is way more expensive than delicious processed food. Plus, once you've struggled to lose all that weight, you'll need to come up with some major cash for a brand new wardrobe.

REASON #2…."Do You Really Care What People Think?"….Honestly, most chubsters are losing weight to impress friends and family. What about your happiness?! Don't live your life to satisfy the haters!

REASON #3..."Heftier People Are More Fun!"....On the inside, they may have some underlying issues, but on the outside, they seem to smile and laugh much more than uptight health freaks. C'mon how much water can a human being drink in a day? Healthy skinny people just don't look happy because they're afraid they might put on a pound if they, God forbid, eat one freakin' chicken wing. How much salad, vegetables, salad, chicken, vegetables, fruit, another salad with no dressing can one person tolerate before their head explodes?!

REASON #4...."There's Simply MORE of You To Go Around!"