So what!? i peed off the deck of your boat!

So nipple head has not invited me on his party barge in 4 years!  What's his problem?  Maybe I did some things he would not like..what are they?  OK, I peed off the deck of the boat.  It was in front of a boat of women nearby but they did not seem to mind.

Also I got drunk ....You had to see that coming!

I might have made a pass at Mindy (his wife)

I might have broken the fire extinguisher?  I wanted to see if it was up to code....it was not.

It's possible I covered his face while he was driving....I was trying to make a superhero finger mask.

I blasted a gasser on him on purpose....that was funny.

I tried to do pull-ups on the canopy and she broke.  Collateral damage, my fall was funny.

This guy is SO self righteous!  Get it together, lighten up and let's give it a buff!