Secret Santa is THE WORST!

Secrets, secrets are no fun.  Secrets, secrets hurt someone.  Yep, that is what they say and yet here I am in the middle of a Secret Santa debacle. 

Reveal yourself you frost bearded freak!

Dig this, I have avoided Secret Santa for many, many years but as a cost cutting measure my family and I decided to do it.  I thought no big deal we put some names in a hat, pick one, put a 20 dollar cap on it and move on with our lives.  BUT NO!  They asked me what I thought the cap should be and I said 20 dollars.  That was dismissed with great haste.  Then I said 40?  No.  I said 50.  My wife told me I was cheap.  I was able somehow to talk some sense into the group and got that cap lowered all the way to 30 dollars.

AND THEN...after a few days the phone starts going off.  You did not login on the website, check who you got for Secret Santa and submit your wish list!  I said what login in?  There is a login now?  I did not sign up for that.  After half listening to Erica my wife explain to me how it works I was not happy.  Finally today I logged in, submitted my list and found out who I got.  What a pain man.  Now that I know what is what I wanna crack the code as to who got who.  Well I've been sniffing around for like an hour now and I'm getting nothing.  Everyone keeps reminding me it's a secret.  That is bogus.  How do we know who is winning and losing.  I'm against Secret Santa for so many reasons but I will not rest until I find out who EVERYONE'S Secret Santa is.  Put that in your corn cob pipe and smoke it.