According to the NY Post, a recent survey says 48 percent of American adults plan on dressing up for Halloween. The editorial goes on to say that adults should stop dressing up for the beloved holiday. That was the point when I stopped reading.

No matter what the writer's point was to back up his or her opinion, they would be wrong.

Do I want to dress up for Halloween? No. Will I? Yes. Why? Because my wife wants me to.

In exchange for this dopey activity, I will see her and many other ladies almost completely naked, carrying candy. It's a no brainier. You give a little bit, and gain a year's worth of naked lady images in your head. Do better, NY Post. Go back to the lab and crank out other bad ideas. I will say, though, you'll have a tough time coming up with a worse one than this.

While we are on the subject, what is the most revealing Halloween costume you have ever seen?

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