New Year’s Eve is Amateur Hour

This is such a "D" level holiday, it's not even funny.  Well, it's kind of funny to see people who don't party all year over-indulge. There are always five party options, and I always end up picking the wrong one.

You wait all night just to stand around the TV, and watch a ball drop. I can do that anytime I want. All I have to do is go to the gym too early in the day and watch the senior citizens work out.

If your single it's even worse because there is the added pressure of finding some slob to kiss at the end of the night. This is a "skip it" holiday.

The champion of all holidays is the Fourth of July, and that's not even debatable!