NEW ENGLAND…WHAT I ASPIRE TO BE!
Here's the deal.....when I grow up I want to be stereotypically New England! Maine/Rhode Island vacations, wind-blown Irish face, a place on Block Island, a boat I can't afford, a historic home that is haunted and (Sperry's)!
OK, So I wish I was kidding but I want all of this Yuppy B.S. But only the New England version. If I get money I will buy an OLD, OLD house. A house with history and lead paint and a history. A house that was the last stop on the "Underground Railroad!" A big white house with a HUGE front porch, no less then 4 "old glory's" flying. I want a boat I cannot afford and a home or a rental on Block Island. If I make money I will buy these things and spend an unusual amount of time at lighthouses and I will be called a "sellout." I'm OK with that. I want my only complaint to be about the humidity or the cold!