Here's the deal.....when I grow up I want to be stereotypically New England!  Maine/Rhode Island vacations, wind-blown Irish face, a place on Block Island, a boat I can't afford, a historic home that is haunted and (Sperry's)! 

OK, So I wish I was kidding but I want all of this Yuppy B.S.  But only the New England version.  If I get money I will buy an OLD, OLD house.  A house with history and lead paint and a history.  A house that was the last stop on the "Underground Railroad!"  A big white house with a HUGE front porch, no less then 4 "old glory's" flying.  I want a boat I cannot afford and a home or a rental on Block Island.  If I make money I will buy these things and spend an unusual amount of time at lighthouses and I will be called a "sellout."  I'm OK with that.  I want my only complaint to be about the humidity or the cold!

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