My Tombstone in 5 Words…What are Yours?

DASSIT! You have to do your Tombstone in five words.

I have thought about this a lot. However I never thought I could or would do it in five words. Brevity is king these days. Twitter man I mean Twitter. You have to keep it short or no one can pay attention. We are a nation of people with no attention span. So here is my Tombstone in five words:

Father

Son

Brother

Humorist - That is the new way to say comedian

Pimp - Nuff said.

No seriously. Do the five words thing but then think about what you would really write if your had all your words.

Here lies a man who loved his children, his woman, his family. He broke into this country through a chain link fence and made his seed money fighting chickens.

He took that money and started an industrial factory that produced dangerous toys with a Made in the U.S.A sticker on it. The company was super profitable so he stepped down as C.E.O. to pursue his passions; swimming in illegal bodies of water and arm wrestling grade school children. Once retired from those activities he settled in the country side with his mixed race family and his wealth to educate his kin on a lifetime of experiences.

He claimed the invention of: