My girlfriend wants me to wear white jeans!?

My girlfriend wants me to wear white jeans!?  NO!

I'm not Puff Daddy, I'm not a coke dealer, I don't own a record label, I don't like bottle service or say YOLO.  I'm not wearing white jeans.  Aside from the fact that it's absurd, and tacky I would get a spaghetti sauce stain on them inside the first week.