My Exit Strategy

Recently you might have read about the guy who was buried sitting atop his vintage 1967 Harley motorcycle. Yeah, kinda creepy when you take a look at the photo.

After reading the entire story at www.autoblog.com, I got to thinking about how I would like to exit this world. Let me be clear. I don't want any of that weepy crying crap. My "Going Away Party" should be a jubilant celebration of life with lots of laughing, music, food, and drink! Call Donald Fagen and let him know that Steely Dan will be taking care of the music and that I will dictate the set list. I don't need any of their Smooth Jazz stuff.

Beverages will include copious amounts of red wine, Old Speckled Hen English Ale(on tap) and Tanqueray and tonic. The buffet will include only three items, Cocoa Krispies cereal, Beef Wellington, and baked potatoes, the size of Delaware. The necessary accoutrements should include 2% very cold milk, A-1 Steak Sauce and plenty of butter and sour cream.

Not to worry, I'm not checking out anytime soon. Still on my bucket list is traveling the country in a big ole comfy RV with the love of my life!