If you follow my "blogs" you know I like to share my surroundings with you and ask questions. This is because my surroundings, especially around my office beg questions. A few days ago I did a blog about an apple I found in the crapper. #realtalk

 

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This is a photo of said apple in said crapper, still there, days after I blogged about what a savage move this was. I think we are just going to ride this one out and see how long it sits there. That's just one sweet highlight of the glamorous radio landscape I get to operate in. Then this appears yesterday.

 

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Our new lunch table arrived. Cue the theatrical, potential dialogue between two employees:

Employee 1 - Hey, wanna join me for lunch?

Employee 2 - Sure, where?

Employee 1 - I was thinking in the kitchen, at the table and chairs that fell out of my time machine with the bowl of rotten/bruised produce that will eventually end up in the bathroom, next to the garbage cans.

Employee 2 - Sure

Camera zooms for a close up of produce

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END SCENE

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Now I want you to pretend you are standing in the kitchen looking at the table from Abe Vigoda's garage sale and you turn to your left. You will see the screwdrivers that we are now using to stir our coffee. This is another sweet, bonus feature that you won't get at just any office space. Then you turn to your left again because you want to heat up some Toaster Strudels and BAM

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You are greeted with helpful instructions on how to use the toaster oven without burning the building to the F------ ground.

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The instructions are conveniently located in front of the toaster oven. This is a helpful group here at I-95. Why have a working toaster oven when you can get the sense of accomplishment that comes with reading and problem solving while hungry. Then take a short jog down the business side of the building if you need a hand truck because there is one IN the hallway.

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I think the message here is pretty straight forward. If we need to terminate your employment we are ready and willing to move your crap to the street in just under 3 minutes.

This is my office and I love it just the way it is. Crazy as pack of apes on peyote.