More Questionable ‘Free Stuff’ on Craigslist

It's time for another round of weird "Free Stuff Available on Craigslist."

1. A PINK LAWN CHAIR FROM 1987 - You can't go wrong with a used pink lawn chair! How many different kinds of butts have occupied this chair. Imagine your 300 pound Aunt Trixie sitting in this gem for hours at a time rippin' Marlboro lights! This was posted on April 19 from New Hartford.

2. 50" V- SNOWPLOW BOMBADIER - Plow is originally from a bombadier snowcat and is a bit rusted on the bottom so it has absolutely no useful purpose WHATSOEVER! On top of that it weighs in a 400 pounds. Bring along 7 or 8 friends and load this piece of crap metal into your pickup truck. My suggestion is to drop it right in the middle of someone's driveway that you really hate. Pickup is in Cornwall, CT.

3. FREE DECK - When I think of a deck, it reminds me of cookouts with the family and my trusty Weber gas grill chuggin' away loaded up with barbecued chicken and me with a Corona in my hand. No one, not one person is allowed on this 'free' deck because most of the wood is rotten! Sure, you can bring along some friends, promise them a case of Miller Light and break this deck down into scrap wood which should only take you 4 or 5 hours. Make that two cases, OR you can spend $100 and order up a 1/2 cord of dry wood and have it delivered. Plus you have to drive to Winsted to pick up this 'rotted wood' deck.

4. UNUSUAL ART DECO LAMP - Perfect! A lamp that looks like someone pooped on it! Maybe it's considered a 'work of art' back in the day. GUYS, DO NOT bring this lamp home. The wife will turn beet red and then you will get the tongue lashing of your life! Pickup is in Branford.

5. 2 FREE BOXES OF UNOPEN ASSORTED FOOD - Everyone should know that when you're dealing with the general public and 'free food' is advertised, every hoarder comes out of hiding to grab anything they can stick in their mouth, even if they don't need it. Is it just me? Shouldn't two boxes of assorted food be going to a homeless shelter for people who are temporarily down on their luck and can't afford to feed themselves. Just sayin'. If interested, this free food is in New Milford.

For all the 'free' listings on Connecticut's Craigslist, go to this website and be careful out there people!

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