Miss BumBum Brazil Crowns a New Winner

Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a new "Rear of the Year!" and it's not Jennifer Lopez's impressive posterior captured in wax shown in the photo above. According to the News-Times, Brazil's sexiest pageant, Miss Bum Bum, has named its 2015 winner in Sao Paulo and it's the cheeky Susie Cortez! You can check out the new Miss Bum Bum by clicking here!

Fifteen contestants competed for being named best booty in Brazil. This awe-inspiring contest was created by Cacau Oliver, a journalist and entrepreneur, who literally adopted ZZ Tops's lyric, " Lord take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush."

You may not be in the know as to what it takes to have award winning buns, but after Ms. Cortez was pronounced the winner, she told the Daily Mail, "I've been preparing myself for the past four months. I've always wanted to win this contest. I dedicated myself completely. I dieted and did rigorous training." 

Models stormed the runway glitzed to the max in an array of jeweled platform heels, and heavy eye makeup. The contestants had to prove there was no surgical enhancement work done on their tailfeather. In case you weren't aware, bottoms are a thing of national pride in Brazil. Some women even have their coolies insured.

I think I speak for most men when I say, "This is a contest I can get behind!"

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