Milano Dictionary 3.0 - Figure Out What the Hell Lou Is Saying

It's been years since I put out a dictionary so that you could follow along with the Ethan and Lou show more effectively. Here is the latest version.

Let the music fill your soul, and rage in unison - Gather in a large group, play music, and party like you are trying to hurt yourself.

Get in there like swimwear - Enthusiastically involving yourself in any activity. You are going in deep like a bathing suit in a butt crack.

Savage - description for a person who behaves like an animal.

Ethan and Lou miracle network - The Ethan and Lou show.

Midgets - children and/or ankle biters.

Bring da noise and da funk - Executing any activity with a sumptuous energy and enthusiasm.

Feel me - Try and understand me. Can be a question, or you could just be deliberately asking someone to touch you. It depends on your mood.

FUN - it means FUN.

Skreets - the streets or mean streets.

Take it deep - to have an in-depth existential conversation, or a terribly offensive insult.

Give it a buff - polish something, organize yourself, get a haircut. This can be any activity that involves personal self-improvement through cleaning, organizing or grooming.

Call before you dig - Hey, there are underground power lines. It literally means call 811 before you dig, or you could be electrocuted.

If you see something, say something - Self explanatory. It's up to all of us.

Welcome to the neighborhood of listening - The Ethan and Lou show is a community. It's a neighborhood where all are welcome.

David Dejesus - A replacement for taking the Lord's name in vein in times of frustration. David Dejesus is a pro baseball player.

Gaziza - A one-word way of expressing that you agree with someone. Origin unknown. I have severely damaged my brain cells over the years.

Brick Jaw Man Face - A condition where a woman has an over-pronounced jaw line that gives her a mannish quality. Brick Jaw Man Face has been tragically ignored by the medical community, and we are all worse off for that.

WTF - Why the face?

Who's to say? - A useful way to end any conversation. There is no way to respond to the response: Who's to say?

Suns out, buns out - On sunny days chicks wear less.

Suns out, guns out - On sunny days dudes where sleeveless shirts.

Florida - The State of Florida; better known as the garbage can of America.

I have done some research - I read a few lines of an article about this and formed an uneducated opinion.

GET ME FINKELBERG! - Jason Finkelberg is the big boss here at I-95. Whenever we need financial assistance, or are frustrated with equipment at the station, we scream this. Yes, Jason is a REAL person. People don't believe me.

Mumford and Sons - 1 month

Biyon - 1 billion

Get wild - party

Get sweaty - party

Go rogue - party alone and in secret

Chicks and chips - Pretty ladies and a bag of Lay's potato chips

I seent it - I saw it.

Nipple head - A dismissive insult for someone who just does not get it.

Bean bag - The lower portion of a man's private region.

Crown Royal bag - The lower portion of a man's private region.

Beans - The lower portion of a man's private region.

Nuggets - The lower portion of a man's private region.