So, two things. First ... Danbury's "Mayor Mark" Boughton is BFF's with President Barack Obama.

And two ... the mayor's homie has personally declared that Danbury schools are to be closed due to #Snowtoriousrex aka Juno aka #Snowmageddon2015 aka #JunoNoNoNoSnow. No ... not really.


Since everything Mayor Mark says is usually the most hilarious things we've heard all day. We're just going to keep writing about it #cantstopwontstop.


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