The douche-baggery here would bother me if it was not me.  The fact of the matter is we live in the age of the "selfie" and since I love myself it's not gonna stop.  It's stupid to think back on a time when we didn't have the tech to keep ourselves from looking this dumb.  I miss the time where this dumb crap did not even occur to me.  It does though and I don't care what that says about me or care what you think.  I don't stare at my phone when I'm at dinner with you and I don't snapchat or instagram and I'd prefer not have a phone.  This is the age we live in and this is the doucheist thing I do.  So enjoy my big douchey ginger selfie head!