The douche-baggery here would bother me if it was not me. The fact of the matter is we live in the age of the “selfie” and since I love myself it’s not gonna stop. It’s stupid to think back on a time when we didn’t have the tech to keep ourselves from looking this dumb. I miss the time where this dumb crap did not even occur to me. It does though and I don’t care what that says about me or care what you think. I don’t stare at my phone when I’m at dinner with you and I don’t snapchat or instagram and I’d prefer not have a phone. This is the age we live in and this is the doucheist thing I do. So enjoy my big douchey ginger selfie head!