Personally, I would choose a girlfriend over mayo any day...

In a story reported by MASSLIVE.COM , a 29-year-old man from Ludlow, MA was reportedly enraged that a fast food restaurant had forgotten to slather his chicken sandwich with delicious mayonnaise and allegedly attempted to strangle the 21-year-old female that purchased and brought the sandwich to him.

Luckily, the victim was able to flee the scene and contact authorities. Ludlow Police charged the unidentified man (unidentified to protect the victim's identity) with domestic assault and battery, intimidation of a witness, and strangulation or suffocation.

If this is true, they must take their chicken sandwich condiments very seriously in the Pioneer Valley.

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