The new I-95 app is out and it's amazing. It's super user friendly, clean looking and a whole hell of a lot of fun. Just go to your app store now and download it for free. You can win a butt load of stuff, listen live and read our blogs. We also have the alerts section. The alerts we send you are about traffic and major news events.

I wanted to be a big part of the alerts but they won't let me. I had big plans to send you alerts around the clock -- like even the middle of the night. I was loaded up with fun and creative ideas. I could send you alerts that include but are not limited to:

  • My thoughts on what Conor McGregor just tweeted.
  • My muffin recipe
  • Ronda Rousey memes
  • Pictures of what I happen to be eating
  • Rudimentary pornographic sketches AKA my art
  • Tonight's Yankee lineup
  • and MORE... You know what I mean.

The bosses here at the radio station informed me that this may get annoying for our consumers. They also said I'm allowed nowhere near the alerts section, EVER. So feel free to download the app and sign up for our informative and helpful alerts. You can even customize the alerts you do and do not want. Get it now by clicking here.

Watch Ethan and I explain the alerts section of the new i95 mobile app as only we can: