Juno Was a Failure

Oh Juno, you are such a loser! 

What a disappointment I was really looking forward to a show.  I mean if we are going to get hyped up there might as well be a payoff. I was looking for like 3 or 4 feet, lightning, thunder, fire, Sasquatches roaming the streets and unicorns, MY GOD MAN THE UNICORNS.

What a let down Juno you sick, twisted wench.

If we are going to uproot our lives for a few days for these storms then it should at least be fun.  Give me a little entertainment.  Oh, so what they closed the highway. WHOOPEDY DOO!

I want chaos next time; riots, looting, dumpster fires! Let's hope the next one pays off. Oh, shoveling was really fun by the way.