It’s Butt Cold and We Are Fresh Outta Beer

The weather is dangerous right now ... DOWNRIGHT DANGEROUS!

Exposure is the silent killer. That's what I learned this morning. OK It was not silent.

I lost feeling in my fingers and other vital parts of my body this morning.  t was 4:45 am standing in my driveway that I started to reevaluate my life.  Not in terms of my chosen profession, but in my method of transportation.

Why a car. What I really need is a helicopter and helipad on the roof of my house with a pilot who has the chopper warmed up and ready to go so I can roll out of bed, stroll up the stairs and get in my chopper!

GET TO THE CHOPPER!

Why not have a helicopter?  Aside from the considerable cost is seems reasonable.  Maybe I can get it worked into my contract. GET ME FINKELBERG!

They will also have to put a helipad on the roof of the station so we will have to sit down and talk about that.

But then I won't have to worry about the silent killer anymore, which as you learned in the beginning of this blog is skin exposure.

SO put your booties and gloves on and get a helicopter already!