The Kentucky Derby is upon us and that begs the question what to name your horse?

I have put some serious and in-depth thought into this one. I mean racehorses have cool and often weird names so you can really let your imagination run wild.

I have some great ones I think.  My horse could be called any of these:

Mr. Shikadance - Ace Ventura's landlord from Ace Ventura Pet Detective is my front runner.

Rolly Fingers is another.  Classic American baseball mustache man

Or I could go with Pickle Smoocher - I mean that's just funny.

Then there is:

  • Muffin Bluffin
  • Fancy Feast
  • Lubricated bannister incident
  • Jefferson Hairplane
  • Baboon Typhoon - which would be terrifying in real life...just saying.  Can you imagine a gaggle of flying baboons.
  • The Wonderous Mr. Lipschitz
  • Charlie Sheen and of course...
  • Goose Jenner

All great names in my opinion for a racehorse.  This will require a lot of thought on my part to pick just one name and be ready for the Kentucky Derby.  Luckily I have some time seeing as I can't even afford to put gas in my car so it will be awhile before I buy my horse.

What would you name your horse?  We will talk about this tomorrow on the Ethan and Lou show.  Call yours in tomorrow at 203-775-9595