If you Owned a Racehorse What Would You Call It? [VIDEO]
The Kentucky Derby is upon us and that begs the question what to name your horse?
I have put some serious and in-depth thought into this one. I mean racehorses have cool and often weird names so you can really let your imagination run wild.
I have some great ones I think. My horse could be called any of these:
Mr. Shikadance - Ace Ventura's landlord from Ace Ventura Pet Detective is my front runner.
Rolly Fingers is another. Classic American baseball mustache man
Or I could go with Pickle Smoocher - I mean that's just funny.
Then there is:
- Muffin Bluffin
- Fancy Feast
- Lubricated bannister incident
- Jefferson Hairplane
- Baboon Typhoon - which would be terrifying in real life...just saying. Can you imagine a gaggle of flying baboons.
- The Wonderous Mr. Lipschitz
- Charlie Sheen and of course...
- Goose Jenner
All great names in my opinion for a racehorse. This will require a lot of thought on my part to pick just one name and be ready for the Kentucky Derby. Luckily I have some time seeing as I can't even afford to put gas in my car so it will be awhile before I buy my horse.
What would you name your horse? We will talk about this tomorrow on the Ethan and Lou show. Call yours in tomorrow at 203-775-9595