If You Could be Any Cast Member on Full House Which One Would You Choose?

For me this is a slam dunk.  It's gotta be Uncle Jessie. 

This dude has been running laps through chicks brains for decades and shows no signs of slowing down.  Uncle Jessie also got to be with Aunt Becky or female TV star Lori Loughlin who has been a smoke stack for many years now.  In fact this is what she looks like now:

I could not be Bob Saget's character Danny Tanner.  He simply had too much responsibility.  Uncle Joey would be cool to hang out with and all but you gotta bring something for the ladies and at the end of the day he was just straight up goofy.  And there you go....I am out of dudes.

For the ladies I think it comes down to two choices.  You either would choose to be Aunt Becky or D.J. Tanner.  What are your other options?  Sure the two twins were cute and all as babies but then they decided to grow up and never eat and they look like aliens.  Then you have Stpehanie Tanner.  Who is more annoying then her?  Oh I will tell you who it's that Kimmy Gibbler is who.  She can take a hike as far as this guy is concerned.

Anyway we will be discussing this very thing tomorrow on the Ethan and Lou Morning Show on I-95.  Call and tell us what Full House character you would choose to be by dialing 203-775-9595 between 5:30-10am.