If you love comedy and you don't love Chris Farley then you actually DO NOT love comedy.  This story about how Chris Farley and David Spade both had crushes on Rob Lowe and would fight over him is amazing. 

I guess if you are going to have a man crush on anyone you would have a hard time finding anyone better than Rob Lowe.  But Farley and Spade may have taken it too far.

"Do you get nervous when you drive?"  Classic Spade.  I cannot believe Tommy Boy came out 20 years ago...yep.  1995.  So if you were not feeling old before you can thank me now.  That movie is a classic.  The fact is that of all the movies that ever came from Lorne Michaels and the Saturday Night Live people that one has to be right at the top of the list.  The SNL movies are 50 percent genius or 50 percent garbage.  There really is no middle ground.

Imagine getting to work on a project like that with those three guys and being able to tell people that for the rest of your life?  That's some pretty sweet action.  Maybe I am in the wrong business.  Maybe I should have just been the world's greatest production assistant or the world's greatest gaffer.  I mean they have to have a guy that carries the wires...maybe I could be that guy?  Whose to say?  At least I might have a kick ass story about a time I got to see Chris Farley kick David Spade's ass while fighting over the affection of Rob Lowe.