If Puff Daddy was your Dad?

If Puff Daddy or P. Diddy or Pappa Diddy Puff was your dad: 

Your life would be weird and completely based in fiction comparatively and you would not even know it.  I don't know how many kids he has, their ages, their names but I'm willing to bet they will grow up to be monsters.  Self entitled psychos!

What do you get P. Diddy for Father's Day?

A gold plated toilet?

Do you buy an A-List actor be his man servant?

Do you get him an aircraft carrier?

WHAT DOES HE NOT HAVE?

Furthermore, what do you expect when your occasion comes up if your dad is PUFF DADDA?

Maybe a personal butler?

A Caribbean Island?

A lifetime's supply of Swedish Fish?

A Lamborghini is probably so last year!

Fact is, these people are AS bad off as any poor person in this country if not worse when it comes to preparing their children for reality.