Elon Musk, and other investors, have set out to help humans travel at speeds of up to 700 miles per hour.

According to USA Today the first successful test of Hyperloop One took place Wednesday in the Las Vegas desert. The test took a total of 2 seconds to complete. Listen, I do not understand this technology at all, but it sounds like an electrified track that powers this baby on a slide, and that is as best as I can explain it, or understand it.

I have been waiting for technology to provide me with my Jetsons moment. The fact is, I don't care about smart phones, curved TVs or wearable technology. I just don't. I don't wait in line for hours to get the latest phone. I don't care. I don't need to be the first person to have something. I have, however, been waiting for gravity boots like Elroy, I need a smart watch like Dick Tracy, but I will wait for the tech to be perfected, and I need an electrified train that does 700 miles per hour. When I am traveling, I need to be wherever I am going yesterday. I have no patience for the air travel experience. Either put me on a bullet train or in a flying car.