I consider myself a housewife. Yes, I go to work everyday but soon after the Ethan and Lou show I leave here pick up the kids and it's all day in the summer catering to them. Cooking, cleaning, more cleaning all followed by dopey activities. Don't get me wrong I love that I get to spend so much time with my kids. But there is a breaking point and I have reached it.

I want to ban together with my fellow housewives and house husbands and throw a rager to end all ragers. We will party like it's 1999 in this mother. I will supply the mimosas, the Jack Daniel's and crank up the music.

I've been planning this thing for weeks. I have everything but you my honored guests. Let's get wild. Let's smooch our babies and lead them to their buses while restraining our jubilation. Once we wave to them and the bus cruises off I'll hit the stereo. Track 1 to our soundtrack of joy will be I like big butts by Sir Mix-A-Lot. Let's do this up big and pop bottles.

This will be like the Real Housewives of Danbury. Minus of course the plastic surgery, screaming matches and back stabbing. Actually it will be nothing like the Real Housewives because we will appreciate every free breath we get to take that first day they are off at school.

If you want in leave me a message here or as we say on the skreets of Danbury, HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!