Snip! I Am Shutting Down the Milano Baby-Making Factory

Don't get me wrong, I am 100% sure that four children is enough. I know this is the right move for my family.

The reason I am conflicted, is because someone is going to be digging around in my "gear." I am a big fan of my "gear." So, to say the least, I am a little worried.

I am in good hands though -- the hands of Dr. Yu out of New Milford. This guy is awesome and happens to be a fan of the Ethan and Lou Show. That's great and all, but I don't want to be discussing "Missed Headlines" during the procedure -- just sayin'. Hopefully he has warm hands, but we will burn that bridge when we get to it.

I actually spoke to the good doctor about having this procedure last year. He warned me that if I was not certain I wanted more children to not go through with it. I am so glad I waited, because had I done it last year, I would have never met the love of my life. That, of course, is my daughter, Vida.