How would you like a steaming pile of bear ripping your face off?

It's all fun and games until you are mauled by a bear. 

Yeah the Black Bear sightings in CT have skyrocketed and what are we gonna do about it.  Do you just wanna sit back and hope for the best?  I say NO!  I say we take ACTION!  We must or we will be attacked you weirdo.  Picture this you wacky CT yuppies.  Your walking on the green in whatever picturesque town you live in.  Your wearing Sperry's and discussing your last polo match with a close friend who drives a Range Rover and has a kid named Levi and BAM!  A Black Bear comes out of nowhere and removes your face.  Now you are loaded with regret because you could have done something about it.  You could have joined my bear hunting posse.  I've already brought in some world class nut jobs to help me but I need more and we need supplies.

BEAR NEEDS:

Horses A.K.A. Glorious steeds

Rope

Nets

Sticks

Viking armor

Human Resources or people.

THE LOU MILANO BEAR HUNTING POSSE - JOIN NOW - YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT