Hilarious medical questions…A LOU MILANO PRODUCTION

Hilarious medical questions...A LOU MILANO PRODUCTION ...

Here's a few things you never wanna have to say as a patient or hear as a doctor:

Does this look infected?  - Um, if you have to ask this question, the answer is YES!

Do you think you can get it out?  - Yeah, if you are asking THIS question, you put something in and failed to get it out yourself.  Chances are you tried MANY times to get it out because no one wants to admit putting it in.

Do you wanna check the front or the back first?  - You made poor decisions over the weekend.

Was it a bad idea to try and pop it myself? - Self surgery, men do this, we're trying to save money and a ride to the doctor and end up in the emergency room with an angrier version of the wound we had before attacking it with a thumb tack.

Can I drink on this medication - Uh, now your doctor knows your an alcoholic.  Because you've addressed your priority and it's not the right one.  Don't even bother hitting him up for painkillers now.

Do I really have to call her?  - Self explanatory.  A BAD DAY!