Roomba Beer Pong? We Know What Lou Is Doing This Weekend

Beer pong is great. I played years ago when the game was still pure. Back when people actually put beer in the cups. 

Do you realize kids these days put water in the cups, and then they safely sip from their own can when scored upon? These millennials are absolutely terrible. Just the worst. However, they have come up with an innovation that I can get behind. The simplicity of it is just genius. You take your cups and fasten them to the top of those robot vacuums called the Roomba. Take a look:

All that I keep thinking is how did we not, as a species, come up with this sooner? It's simple human evolution. Somewhere, right now, someone is working on a commercial version of this, and hats off to that person. I want one without having to buy two Roombas.

For now, I will play old school with stationary cups. I challenge all comers this 4th of July weekend to bring it. Challenge me if you dare. Gauntlet thrown down. I will make you wish you never picked up a ping pong ball. It's a viscous site to see when I get on the pong table. It's NSFW, Not safe for consumption from women and children. So, come at me bro. Happy 4th of July people.