Are Ken Bone and Andy Reid the Same Exact Person?
Have you ever seen these two in the same place at the same time? No, and you won't.
Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn -- Einhorn is a man?! Yep, I figured it out. When Ken Bone burst onto the national stage, I knew there was something really familiar about this guy. He looked familiar, because I have seen his face on TV every Sunday for the last twenty years. First, with the Eagles, and now the Chiefs.
People always think they are gonna get one by me, but not this time, chubbs. Andy Reid, I am onto you. You have been moonlighting as a political question asker. There can be no doubt -- they are one in the same.
Ken Bone rubbed me the wrong way from jump street. Not only was there something fishy, which we now know is that he is an NFL coach, but he is the coach of the Chiefs. That makes me hate him.
If you want to keep your secret identity, maybe wear less red and have less of a diesel mustache. Just sayin.