New York Sex Party Almost to Capacity – Get ‘Em While They’re Hot

According to the NY Daily News, a sex party in the Hamptons scheduled for June 25th is almost sold out. 

Reportedly, the company who is hosting the party is called Killing Kittens (unusual title). The party has a price tag of 400 bucks for couples, and 150 bucks for chicks. Single dudes cannot attend. You must have a lady.

OK, so many questions here. Is this even legal? It's not like they are trying to hide it if it's in the Daily News. You are attaching a price to a sex event, there has to be a legal issue there. More importantly, are there any looks restrictions? I mean, I hate to sound shallow, but c'mon. If I am shelling out that much cheddar, I don't want to see naked mutants when I get there. What are you required to do if anything? What if you realize that a weirdo sex party is not for you at the last minute. Can you just bolt?

That last question is the really the most important one, I think.

I bet there are tons of people who, out of simple curiosity, would put out a few hundred bucks to see what it's about, and if it's for them. I'd be willing to bet that out of that group, about 80% of them probably freak out, and get outta there.

All these kinds of things sound exciting and dangerous until your there, and nude trolls are trying to have a pants off dance off with your wife. I'll take a pass.