Guess Who Turned 75?
Chuck Norris just turned 7,5 so in honor of his birthday let's look at some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts of all time.
- Chuck Norris once won a poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
- When Chuck Norris got nominated for the "Ice Bucket Challenge" the bucket donated $1000 dollars to ALS research.
- Chuck Norris can B%^& S@#$ a B*&^ S@#$$%^!
- Chuck Norris fought the law ... AND WON!
- This summer the sun got CHUCKBURNT.
- Chuck Norris does not have an ESC key on his computer ... NO ONE EVER ESCAPES!
- Chuck Norris does not wear a watch ... he decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris does not use oven mitts.
- Chuck Norris can pick locks with his tongue.
Oh there have been SO many gems over the years and Chuck is now cheating death at just 75-years young. HI-YA Chuck ... HI-YA!