Guess Who is Coming to Passover? ME … That’s Who!

I asked Ethan if I could be invited to his family's Passover celebration and his wife put the old KIBOSH on that one.

I refuse to give up though I WILL BE HEARD, I WILL BE SEEN.  I will participate in the Seder for I am:

Darth Seder. I am Ruth Seder Ginsburgh.  My favorite pro football team is the Oakland Seder's, my favorite college team is the Florida Seder's, my favorite movie is Seder's of the Lost Ark.

SEDER!? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER!

I don't see what is the big deal about me attending this sacred affair. I'm ready to roll up my sleeves and take the Seder down to Chinatown.

I will do what I need to do to make this the most bitchin' Passover Seder since the Lipschitz Seder of 83'. I mean I am shvitzing just thinking about the marathon of mitzvahs that could take place on Saturday.

Why can't I go?  What am I some sort of golem?

Oy vey! If they expect me to schnorr they can forget it!