Gotta Love Connecticut Reddit Posts With Comments

If you're looking for some quick instant online weirdness, Reddit.com should be one of your bookmarks.

Here's a current Connecticut Reddit post:

We are seeking male volunteers to participate in a placebo controlled alcohol treatment study at UCONN Health in Farmington - Participants receive investigational meds, free study visits, and $345 at completion.

My favorite part of these reddit posts are the comments. Ready?

Comment #1 - Do I have to want to stop, because I don't want to stop.

Comment #2 - So, let me get this straight, you're gonna pay me to drink booze?!?!?!

I am dumb and tore my rotator cuff on my right shoulder. Six weeks in a sling immobile. Can I still legally drive?

Comment #1 - Automatic or standard?

Comment #2 - I would not worry too much about the legality of it. Do you think you can drive safely one handed? If not then don't do it dumbass!

Comment #3 - Just get your wife to haul you around until you've recovered.

Comment #4 - If you get pulled over, pretend to cry.

Does anyone know where to play Badminton in central Connecticut. Having real trouble finding somewhere with regular hours.

Comment #1 - Badminton? When did you grow a vagina?

Comment #2 - Is that the game where you swat at a shuttlecock? Step back and reexamine your life dude!

Comment #3 - Is that the game where you're always flapping and trying to smack the birdie? I hope this is a woman.

As you can tell, the comments to these Reddit posts just goes to show you that there's a portion of the population where the elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor, or the brain power is a few peas short of a casserole, or one taco short of a combination plate.

I'm going to stop now.

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