Over the last 500 hundred years, men who insisted on frying bacon while being stark buck naked always took that chance of experiencing an errant grease splatter on the weiner!

Introducing "Naked Bacon Cooking Armour" from J&D's Foods. This valuable piece of safety equipement is constructed from a hard plastic shell covered with foam then enclosed in vinyl. Perfect for protecting the "jewels." Co-founder, Justin Esch said, "It truly is the gold standard of genital grease burn protection!" Justin also says the product is actually real and retails for $14.99 not including shipping and handling. Perhaps another option would be to locate your old jockstrap/cup combo from when you played high school football and save yourself the cash. Merry Christmas!!

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