Hysterical 1-Star Reviews of Gentleman’s Clubs in Connecticut
You can find ratings for just about everything on Yelp.com, even strip clubs.
Have you ever posted a review on Yelp.com for a restaurant, ice cream parlors, pizza, etc.? Have you ever reviewed a strip club? Believe it or not, some people have!
Now, I'm sure that the clubs listed here are among the classiest establishments in the Nutmeg state, but not everyone can be in agreement on these things. So, here are some hilarious one star yelp reviews that were given to each club:
The full review is embedded, but here's an excerpt of the best part. Where does she keep the microphone?
Dance staff are somewhat attractive, but very non-engaged. As we turned around to watch the entertainment, one of the dancers started yelling, "Who wants me to sing karaoke? Turn up the music, I want to sing!" The bouncer finally turned his head and said, "No one wants to hear you, just the F up!
Ouch. I'm gagging at just the thought of it all.
Who sets those lap dance prices anyway? Shouldn't there be a universal standard for that sort of thing?
A strip club with no booze is something I just can't wrap my legs around. Did I say legs? I meant head. Can't wrap my head around the no booze thing.
Just in case your lady is looking to get a lap dance, take her to Scores in New Haven. It is the highest rated gentleman's club, with a 5 stars out of 5 on Yelp.