For so long now you have not needed us, ladies. Take this lady Viagra pill, and you might. 

OK, no ... now that I think about it you still don't. You have adult novelty items to get you through.  So the question is why do you still deal with us?  I think I know the answer.

Competition. That is the answer.

You don't need us ... you never have. You can raise children, you can "take care of yourselves" if you know what I mean, you are smarter than us, more compassionate, you are beautiful, we are ugly ... why bother? COMPETITION. That is why.

If we were gone what would you compete over. Here is the face.The angry competition face.

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Sure she is older, but DO NOT discriminate.  Even if you are 80, there is still some broad out there that is bothering her and flirting with her man way too much.  She is saying:  "Hey back off my man lady."

Whoever she is yelling at should probably back off by the way.

That is why you will never be rid of us ladies ... because of COMPETITION.  You are stuck with us until you realize you don't need us.

Female Viagra will only set you back. There will inevitability be some weak members of the pack that will use this product and insist they need a man ... you don't. Move on and let us fade into the night.

But you won't.  WHY?  WHY?  Why would you continue this experiment? Just let us fade into the night.

 

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