Ethan & Lou Need Vibrating Underwear for a Bet – Help!
Ethan and I have made a bet. We are betting on snow accumulation for tomorrow's winter storm. The National Weather Service now says we will get 3-5 inches in the Danbury area. Ethan is wagering that we will get 2-4 inches, and since I am an extremist, I am calling for 6-8 inches.
We put the challenge out to the Ethan and Lou listeners to come up with punishments for the loser, and they came through in a big way. Here are some of the things they suggested the loser may have to do:
- Dress in drag
- Stand in a very public place holding an embarrassing sign
- Sing "Love Shack" by the B-52's on the air in its entirety
- Lick Danbury Mayor Mark Boughton's face
Those were great and all, but it was the last suggestion of the day that was the best/worst, depending on who you are.
One listener said the loser has to wear remote controlled vibrating panties during the show while the winner controls them. That is what we are going to do. The only problem here is that we don't currently own this garment. We need you to bring us a pair of these bad boys, gently used, of course. Then, listen next week for one of the most disturbing Ethan and Lou Shows of all time.
I have to be honest when I tell you, I'm not always proud of what we do here at the Ethan and Lou Miracle Network. This is one of those times.