Dancing With Our Stars: Ethan Carey Set for Competition

First off, yes, I have a glossy photo of Ethan Carey in my phone. Who doesn't? 

I am excited to announce that my morning show partner, Ethan Carey, will be throwing himself on the sword of humiliation and dancing in public. He will be doing it for a great cause, with all proceeds going to the Hillside Food Outreach. Hillside Food Outreach is a great organization that gets food in the hands of those in need, and we have partnered with them at the radio station many times.

The event will take place Saturday, April 23rd, at the Crown Plaza in White Plains, NY. I don't even know who the other "stars" are, nor do I care. I just know that I get to see this panda bear, this volcano of sensual energy, scorch the dance floor like the dance floor has never been scorched before. His first practice is tonight and it's all I can think about. I will be sitting home reviewing e-mails, watching TV and eating dinner with my wife, but I won't be mentally present in my home. Oh no. My head will be in a dance studio somewhere in Danbury, CT watching papa bear get his funky feet on.

Details are still not up on the Hillside Food Outreach website, but I will give you the link here anyway. I do that because if you don't monitor the site everyday obsessing over when you can buy your tickets to see Zennifer Aniston electrocute you with his feet and hips, then you are nuts.

I thought watching him fall out of a plastic deck chair was funny, but this is going to be epic.