So, some Canadians think they can come in and buy up Candlewood Lake, huh?

Well, we are not going for any Canadian flags, bacon, and I don't wanna see one Mountie out there. Ethan Carey and I are here to defend the lake from our intruders from the north.

Consider yourself on notice, Canada. MURICA!

God, we are idiots. This is part of my job to stand in front of a green screen in the conference room, and swing my arms around like a monkey. At least our drone footage of the lake came out cool. That's right we have a drone, and we are not afraid to use it. Well, I am. The thing costs like 1500 bucks, and I'm not going to be the one to break it. The only way to accomplish that is to not go near it.