YES, I have every intention of being a beach bum at some point. 

I've even targeted the time period in my life.  When my boys are both in college I'm going to take two years off from real life and live in a trailer park near a beach.  I'm gonna get a job at some jet ski rental shack at a hotel and do almost nothing.  Maybe I'll learn to surf, maybe not.  Chances are I won't.  It will be like Point break just with less surfing, bank jobs and ninja fights with Anthony Keidis.  I cannot wait.  I wish it was now.  Actually hold the phone.  Let's not rush our years big fella.