No, that's not my butt, but I was sure you would like to see those.

So, I had a pretty common condition for humans with stress and a bad diet. I don't want to get into too much detail, but you can put two and two together, and you will find yourself saying EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

This kept me out of work for three days, and you would have thought that Burt and Lonnie were back together. It was all anyone that knows me could talk about. It was funny in the first 24 hours, but I am over it. My mother, certain listeners, children, clergy and even rodeo clowns were asking me how my butt felt.

I feel like I give more than my fair share of information about my personal life and at least 45% of it is not B.S. That is fair and quite enough. So I'll let you all know if something is SO off with me that you need to worry.

How many people have jobs where you not only know that they are sick, but why they are sick? Not many. Even guys in my line of work don't. I feel like I work as a member of the cast of The Office.

Anyway, instead of worrying about my gross man-butt why not look at this one?