Dude Caught Diddling Himself on the 4 Train, Police Say

According to the New York Daily News, 50-year-old registered sex offender, Rodney Pierce, pleasured himself on the 4 train on October 6th. Police say his DNA was collected and that is what brought him down. He was arrested on Monday.

Traveling on mass transit is terrible. If it's not jam packed, it's smell. If it's not smelly, then someone decides to do dance moves in your face. It's all bad. I have never had a 100% positive experience on a Subway, train, or bus -- ever. Now, you got this guy. Dirty ole' Rodney, who can't wait until he gets home to give it to himself.

There is a time and place for that, and it's not in the middle of a bunch of already mad commuters. I am always surprised that these people have to be tracked down by the authorities. I am always shocked when the passengers don't rise up and attack the guy doing that.

I guess if I think about it, there is a good reason for that. The guy has his garbage out. No one wants to wrestle an excited, pants-free dude. That is probably what he wants.