Don’t Super-Glue a Pizza Box to Your Cousin’s Head [VIDEO]

According to mirror.co.uk, a teenager who was left with a bald patch after his moronic cousin super-glued a pizza box to the side of his head, has been awarded $1,000 by the court.

Gregor Bowman 19, woke up hungover after a night of partying in Glascow, Scotland with the pizza box attached to his head. The humiliated Bowman ordered his cousin, George Storrie to appear on the courtroom TV show, Judge Rinder so he could sue the little bugger.

Storrie told the Mirror, "I ate the contents of the munchie box and then I glued it to his head." Small claims court Judge Robert Rinder told Storrie he was a 'moron' and to pay his cousin $1,000 in damages.

The Daily Record reported that Storrie wasn't very sorry and said, "He got let off lightly because the plan was to super-glue his finger to the dog's arse, but I ended up feeling sorry for the dog!"

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