Dogs Should Never Wear Clothes Under any Circumstances

Yep, that is my dog, Uncle Frank. That is Franklin Dogano Roosevelt, Franco Popular, Franco Harris, James Franco -- you get the idea. He is, indeed, wearing a jacket.

This was not my idea. In fact, if you know anything about me, you know this made me downright angry.

My wife, Erica, bought him a jacket. I want to repeat that -- she bought a jacket for a dog. Dog's don't need jackets, they are dogs. They have a built-in jacket. In case you are wondering how he felt about this, let me tell you, he was not pleased. I mean, look at how sad he looks. He spent a half-an-hour trying to chew it off.

Folks, it's time to draw a line in the sand. Dogs and cats are not people. They are not your children, no matter what you say, and they certainly do not need outfits. He looks like he is going skiing. THE DOG GOT A NEW JACKET AND I HAVE A HOLE IN MY SNEAKER! You see what is maybe wrong with this picture? Stop the madness. Stop buying clothes for animals, and let's shoe the children already.